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Old Guy Explained By Old Joke

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Old guy: Biden
Old joke: The new CEO of a major public company walks into his new office the first morning and finds a manila folder on his desk. He opens it, and finds a note from his predecessor and three sealed envelopes, numbered 1, 2 and 3. He reads the note:

“Sooner or later there will be crises that seem insoluable no matter what you do. When this happens, open an envelope. Start with #1 for the first crisis, #2 for the second, and so on.”

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As predicted, a situation arises that defies solution, so he remembers the envelopes, and opens #1. It reads:

“Blame it on me.”

This works wonderfully, and he escapes unscathed. After some time passes, another crisis erupts, and he opens the second envelope. It reads:

“Blame it on the Board of Directors.”

This also works well, and he enjoys smooth sailing until he hits the third crisis. He runs to his office, gets the third envelope and rips it open. It reads:

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“Prepare three envelopes….”

Joe will blame Trump for as long as he can. Then he’ll blame congress. Then….

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